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Re: Demetri Reads: 1st Corinthians NIV
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2025, 04:28:55 AM »
Did you want to include some kind of devotional with this?
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Re: Demetri Reads: 1st Corinthians NIV
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2025, 01:35:27 PM »
Did you want to include some kind of devotional with this?
Maybe we could all include a video of ourselves reading our favorite bible verses.
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Re: Demetri Reads: 1st Corinthians NIV
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2025, 06:32:41 AM »
Did you want to include some kind of devotional with this?
Maybe we could all include a video of ourselves reading our favorite bible verses.

That's true
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Re: Demetri Reads: 1st Corinthians NIV
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2025, 07:45:22 AM »
“Jesus wept.”

Didn’t have time for the video to kick in.
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Re: Demetri Reads: 1st Corinthians NIV
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2025, 09:46:12 AM »
Did you want to include some kind of devotional with this?
Maybe we could all include a video of ourselves reading our favorite bible verses.

Or even a video of someone else reading their favorite verses, given few people here know what anyone else looks like.
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Re: Demetri Reads: 1st Corinthians NIV
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2025, 11:31:34 AM »
Or even a video of someone else reading their favorite verses, given few people here know what anyone else looks like.
ooh, let's up the ante! We could have AI create a video of our favorite characters from the bible reading our favorite verses form the bible! Imagine king David reading the Psalms he wrote! Samson asking God for strength one more time before collapsing the arena! Jesus giving the Sermon on the Mount!

Who's with me?
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Re: Demetri Reads: 1st Corinthians NIV
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2025, 11:46:18 AM »
Or even a video of someone else reading their favorite verses, given few people here know what anyone else looks like.
ooh, let's up the ante! We could have AI create a video of our favorite characters from the bible reading our favorite verses form the bible! Imagine king David reading the Psalms he wrote! Samson asking God for strength one more time before collapsing the arena! Jesus giving the Sermon on the Mount!

Who's with me?

Since AI’s are demons, can they recite scripture…. I guess the ones in the NT can!!!  Just not well or in context!!!
Danger, Will Robinson.  You will be assimilated, confiscated, folded, mutilated, and spindled. Do not pass go.  Turn right on red. Third star to the right and full speed 'til morning.

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« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2025, 11:52:59 AM »
Since AI’s are demons, can they recite scripture…. I guess the ones in the NT can!!!  Just not well or in context!!!
I'm digesting this idea.
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Re: Demetri Reads: 1st Corinthians NIV
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2025, 12:18:02 PM »
I don't think AI is demonic. I have much less respect for AI than that. It's just running lines of code, and badly at that.

Last week the mathematics world was surprised by the news that AI had solved a 50-year-old outstanding math problem. Then people looked at the so called solution. Well. There were two problems with it. The first was that the AI solved a trivial case, along the lines of 0+0 = 0. The second was that the "solution" was copied word for word from an internet message forum where a mathematician shared his thoughts on potential solutions to the problem. So, AI produced a plagiarized, nonsense solution.
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Re: Demetri Reads: 1st Corinthians NIV
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2025, 07:51:58 PM »
Or even a video of someone else reading their favorite verses, given few people here know what anyone else looks like.
ooh, let's up the ante! We could have AI create a video of our favorite characters from the bible reading our favorite verses form the bible! Imagine king David reading the Psalms he wrote! Samson asking God for strength one more time before collapsing the arena! Jesus giving the Sermon on the Mount!

Who's with me?

Meh, why stop there? Why not have Mohammed declaring that Jesus is the way, the truth and the life, or the Buddha reciting the psalms, or Sun Tzu recounting the great battles against the Amalekites?
If you love me, obey my commandments - Jesus
Do what thou will shall be the whole of the law - Aleister Crowley

If we're going to pick and choose which parts of the Bible we follow, we should be honest enough to admit we are following Crowley and not Christ.

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Re: Demetri Reads: 1st Corinthians NIV
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2025, 09:06:18 PM »
Meh, why stop there? Why not have Mohammed declaring that Jesus is the way, the truth and the life, or the Buddha reciting the psalms, or Sun Tzu recounting the great battles against the Amalekites?
I like the way you think!
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Re: Demetri Reads: 1st Corinthians NIV
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2025, 09:24:13 PM »
Jesus giving the Sermon on the Mount!
Already saw that on Life of Brian, big nose.
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Re: Demetri Reads: 1st Corinthians NIV
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2025, 11:27:14 AM »
How about a T Rex reading it's favorite bible verses? or Godzilla? The possibilities are endless.
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Re: Demetri Reads: 1st Corinthians NIV
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2025, 04:49:09 AM »
The Lutheran satire animation of Clint Eastwood reading contemporary worship lyrics is priceless
Danger, Will Robinson.  You will be assimilated, confiscated, folded, mutilated, and spindled. Do not pass go.  Turn right on red. Third star to the right and full speed 'til morning.

 

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