What book holds the words of God to mankind?:

[TheBiblisticKing]

Genuine question i've been following this book "The Bible" its very long and I was wondering  how many pages are there exactly?

[RabbiKnife]

Depends on the font, font size, page size, etc., just like any other book. 

So long that it contains every word that God need us to know about Himself and His plan of salvation, so short that it doesn't contain anything God didn't need us to know about Himself and His plan of salvation.

[Athanasius]

Depends on the font, font size, page size, etc., just like any other book.

Also, pages are ethereal stuffs to the digital.

[Fenris]

how many pages are there exactly?

Amazingly, it used to be a scroll that had no pages at all!

[RabbiKnife]

how many pages are there exactly?

Amazingly, it used to be a scroll that had no pages at all!

Or, in reality, one long page...

[Fenris]

Or, in reality, one long page...

Ah, the OP's question has been answered. Moderators, lock this topic.

[Athanasius]

You don't want to wait for the genuine trolling?

[RabbiKnife]

How does one troll for a genuine?

[Athanasius]

How does one, indeed.

[Fenris]

You don't want to wait for the genuine trolling?

I want you to know that I both "liked" and reported this post to a moderator. Since you're the moderator, I leave it to you to decide on a worthwhile punishment.

[Athanasius]

Due to the unruly comments in this thread, I've opted to close it to avoid any further unnecessary controversy.