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One day on the lake
« on: March 07, 2024, 01:34:00 PM »
A game warden approached two men fishing on the banks of a lake, and asked to see their fishing licenses. One of the men bolted and the game warden gave chase. Catching up to the fleeing man, the warden seized him and said, "Okay, buddy, you're gonna have to pay a fine for fishing without a license."

"Whattaya mean," replied the man, pulling out his wallet and showing his license. "Here's my license."

Well if you had a license, why did you run?" the baffled warden asked.

"Because my buddy didn't have one" replied the man. 
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