Tips for surviving horror movie situations

[tango]

Taking the shortcut through the creepy graveyard during the thunderstorm while the moon is full will almost certainly not prove to be a wise choice.

[Fenris]

Kinda surprised this hasn't turned up yet.

[Sojourner]

If you're investigating a noise and your cat suddenly jumps out at you, anticipate an encounter with the homicidal killer when you turn around.

[Sojourner]

News flash: the killer searching for you will check under the bed and in the closet, so don't hide there. If you're cornered in a bedroom, you're better off trying to escape through a window.

[tango]

If you're severely arachnophobic don't go anywhere near the spider farm located beside the nuclear power station, especially after a radiation leak. It won't end well.

[ProDeo]

Avoid hitchhiking ?

[Sojourner]

If you hear a strange sound while making out in a secluded spot, don't just ignore it. Start the car immediately, and peel out.

[Sojourner]

If you begin experiencing spooky supernatural events in your new home, don't wait for it to get worse. Also, don't bother consulting with local paranormal investigators. Contact your realtor instead, and relocate ASAP.

[IMINXTC]

2 words: Psilocybin popcorn.

[Sojourner]

In the unlikely event you're able to use your cell phone to call 911 while hiding from the psychopathic killer, don't be surprised if the cop who shows up quickly becomes another one of his victims.

[Sojourner]

If the killer is attempting to run you down with his vehicle, understand that you can't outrun it on foot. Get off the road immediately and head off into the trees, between some houses, or anywhere else the vehicle can't go.

[Sojourner]

Never join a team of workers sent out to investigate the mysterious disappearance of an earlier team.

[Sojourner]

Never leave the group and go off alone for any reason. Above all, never utter the words, "I'll be right back."

[Sojourner]

If the killer comes into the room where you're hiding, make sure the ringer on your cell phone is off.

Don't be fooled into thinking the maniac has given up looking for you and left. He's just waiting for you to come out of your hiding place.

[Sojourner]

If you begin experiencing progressively more disturbing paranormal events in your new home, save yourself a lot of grief: pack up and move immediately.