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Out of the Mouths of Babes
« on: April 07, 2022, 06:15:04 PM »
During recess at an elementary school, a little girl was drawing on a sketch pad, and a teacher strolling by her paused to ask her what she was drawing. "This is Jonah inside the whale," she replied. "That's nice, " the teacher responded. "Of course you realize a whale couldn't really swallow a man." "But the Bible says it happened," the girl assured her. "Well," the teacher replied, "all I know is it's scientifically impossible." "Well, when I get to heaven, I'm going to ask Jonah," the girl responded. "What if Jonah isn't in heaven?" offered the teacher. The little girl paused briefly, before replying, "Well in that case, you can ask him."
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