Coffee

[Buckshot]

A newlywed couple lay in bed one morning husband tells her, "How about you go brew us some coffee?" Wife answered, "That's your job."
Husband asks, "Says who?"
Wife tells him, "The bible, it's on just about every page."
Husband replies, "The bible don't say anything about brewing coffee."
Wife pulls her Bible and says, "at the top of all the pages in this part says, Hebrews, Hebrews, hebrews."

[The Parson]

Yep, that's good...