- Church Gossip –

[Abednego+2]

Martha, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake; however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old blue pickup parked in front of the town’s only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George, and several others, that everyone seeing it there would know exactly what he was doing.

George, a man of few words, stared at her for a few moments, just turned around and walked away. He didn’t explain, defend or even deny! He said nothing! Later that evening, George quietly parked his blue pickup in front of Martha’s house, walked home, and left it there all night!  You gotta love George!

[The Parson]

Oh yeah, this one is going with me!!!

[Buckshot]

Can you image what she thought when she walked out the next morning 😂🤣