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In General / Re: Ash Wednesday / Lent
« on: March 14, 2025, 01:55:58 AM »
This is not an appropriate response. Stay on topic.
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In General / Re: Ash Wednesday / Lent
« on: March 13, 2025, 08:55:21 PM »
I hate to drag science into this, but actually if you’re alive and have a body you “participate in mass”. Density is mass divided by volume. I’m not sure which Jewish sabbath corresponds to which Catholic holy day, but I do know there are seven sacraments that also correspond to either the Exodus observances or the seven royal disciplines of Ancient Greece (arithmetic, logic, geometry, etc.) Maybe it’s just something to do with the seven branched candelabra.

As Judaism became Christianity due to the advent, birth, life, death, and ascension of Christ, it’s not really true that anything changed religiously. Messianic Hebrews believed in the messiah, and occupying Italians also had religious beliefs change with the times, both because of the local war in the Judean province and because of conversions. It’s not that technical, the Messiah arrived as prophesied, and faithful observant people’s beliefs advanced accordingly. Everyone else died in the wars of the Flavians, or Nero’s and Caligula’s campaigns against Persia, which kinda smashed Jerusalem in its path, taking the Hebrew Maccabees down with the Temple and, you know, laying waste. That’s why local people needed faith in the resurrection and the afterlife.

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In General / Re: Destiny
« on: March 13, 2025, 12:50:22 AM »
I’ve never played with a ball that had an “agenda”. Sports are for fun, I try not to add politics to any kind of office Monday with crankcase oil on the table that might I might be required to attend.

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In General / Re: Destiny
« on: March 12, 2025, 08:42:05 PM »
A psychologist is just a smoker who can’t sit back and enjoy the Minnisota Twins. That’s the kind of lame brain who doesn’t know anything about baseball at all, really.

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In General / Re: Conspiracy theories
« on: March 12, 2025, 08:39:41 PM »
Noah was a conspiracy theorist? Wow, I’d be REALLY interested to learn more about that. Most conspiracy theorists think that people, rather than the natural world, are out to get them. I don’t recall Noah making a speech in the Bible, or even Methuselah, of whom it’s only recorded that his name means “After me, the deluge.” I’ll be sure to go back over that in Genesis, though. Noah is a stand alone case to mist Bible readers I know, since for the most part famous prophets are thought to be the ones who personally wrote their own books or scrolls. Moses is alleged to have written all five of the first five books quite a long while after the events that at least the first one records, there’s a big gap in time there between the end of Genesis and the beginning of Exodus, but people miss it, because the great excitement of the fall and the flood tend to overshadow the missing time between the death of Joseph (another dreamer/prophet who didn’t write his own diary), and the birth of Moses, who wrote his memoirs after being led out of Egyptian slavery.

My imagination holds that Noah wasn’t a conspiracy theorist, more a mad scientist working on a newfangled gadget that no one else could think of a use or occasion for. I can see the events he underwent during the tower episode with Ham and the girlies as victimization by a cabal or conspiracy, but I don’t see any evidence at all in the writings that he knew that was coming or foresaw it.

People don’t know the future. Noah and Solomon were both builders in their own right, and do was Moses. But they had only prophesied in the sense that God had given them engineering drawings, basically. They had blueprints. There’s just no record at all that either Noah or Moses saw the future. In fact, I can’t see it in the stories of either David or Solomon, either.

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In General / Re: If you could….
« on: March 12, 2025, 07:54:53 PM »
I don’t see Jesus as a misfit at all. His hometown had been invaded before his birth, and this wasn’t the first time that had happened. In my readings of the literature, it was only the second Jerusalem had fallen to outsiders, but there are also cartographic proofs from engineering that Jerusalem was built on the site of two other cities, which had other names, and which Caleb and Joshua’s band had both escaped from and returned to.

Jesus Christ looks perfectly normal to me, but then I always see him more as a census passer than as “God, per se”. Judicially, the really important thing to do to enter Jerusalem for the first time before it was even built was to pass the census, really. People get all hung up on language arts, ancient pronunciation, and military status when they look at the census in numbers and forget that if you couldn’t pronounce the shibboleth correctly, you were eliminated from the already established tribes, which had formed around Mount Sinai a few books and a chapter before.

Jesus just looks like a regular Israeli to me, I realize he had to get in line for the Italian head count and pay foreign taxes on his carpenters business, but he’s a regular synagogue church attendee and totally fits in with the Hebrew character as illustrated over time in the histories, even if the unfortunate fact of his country being occupied by outsiders makes it seem on the face of it that he’s a misfit, rebel, or outsider.

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In General / Re: How Do I Know God Exists?
« on: March 12, 2025, 03:36:52 PM »
Socially speaking, how do you know the other guy’s a reliable witness? This is an abstract rather than an immediate question. Anyone can order an FBI background check online, so “socially”, as a casual use of a word, you can always find out if the other person is good to testify. Social also means something else in Greek, but you already speak all the Greek, and my keyboard is in English anyway. Social is a word that has more nuances than people think it sounds like these years, it’s been over used by the extreme left.

Saying that something is social, strictly speaking, is stating that it pertains to Socrates, which in the casual non Greek speaking world or outside of the bar association means that it’s got something to do with the king of Greece. The “King of Greece” is termed “Zeus” in the Peloponnese.

If you’re interested in what this has to do with you, Plato, Zeus’ Prime Minister, wrote a book called “The Republic”, which has been translated into English for a long time. I always have to point this out, since San Diego is in the Republic of California. That’s probably just me being sensitive, since I live next to the Mexican border without being overtly Savoyard.

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In General / Re: Ash Wednesday / Lent
« on: March 12, 2025, 01:52:16 PM »
Major League Baseball is played with a baton made of specifically, Ash Wood. You have to use a tree cut in a certain area. Also, I was explaining a language art that pollsters use in specifically, American. You’d have to have a certain specific secular job to “get the ball”, but since you’re a rabbi, I’ll let you think what you think.

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In General / Re: Ash Wednesday / Lent
« on: March 12, 2025, 12:20:28 AM »
Let occurs at the same time as the historic Festival of Booths. I’d explain the language arts joke, but it’s probably too political for a religion chat room, and also it revolves around atomic spelling. People think you’re talking down to them when you explain jokes, and also you just shouldn’t, because once you’ve done it they know what you know.

Explaining Lent/lint is a good way to find out which side of the American Civil War people fought on, though. Thin about it. Booths. Voting Booths, Polling Booths, John Wilkes Booth…..

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In General / Re: Ash Wednesday / Lent
« on: March 11, 2025, 08:21:35 PM »
It’s from the lifetimes of the translators. You must spend all your time on ancient Mediterranean texts.

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In General / Re: Ash Wednesday / Lent
« on: March 11, 2025, 05:18:53 PM »
Agincourt is another way of saying “Jerusalem”.

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In General / Re: Ash Wednesday / Lent
« on: March 11, 2025, 03:39:55 PM »
I studied that once in a history of Agincourt. It was in modern English though, it didn’t have connections with ancient Hebrew. The teacher said it had something to do with the Book of Job in the minds of the European people we were studying in that History class, but it was very much a national timeline names’n’dates’n’battles lecture at the school. The phraseology and the religious language came up.

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Clean Christian Humor / Re: Which Noah punchline is better?
« on: March 11, 2025, 05:38:35 AM »
Option B.

Always buy low and sell high.


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In General / Re: Ash Wednesday / Lent
« on: March 11, 2025, 03:46:43 AM »
Lent coincides with Ramadan on the calander. It’s also known as the Month of Thermador, and I always clean the lent screen in the dryer door when I launder my own money, too.

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In General / Re: How Do I Know God Exists?
« on: March 09, 2025, 11:20:51 PM »
I did spot the computerized note that this was an old post, but since it’s here, I still want to join in. So you cite people you know as evidence of God? I remember when I was a kid in about seventh grade, people started growing up to clever level and asking deep questions, to which the sabbath school teacher always answered, wait until you are mature and have life experience! It always interests me to compare believer’s arguments for and atheists arguments against the existence of God. Believers often cite salvation experiences from their real world lives, and sometimes second chances granted by others, church bodies, or even the state in business, love, and the law. Having gone through hell and come out of it like the footprints poem is a normal belief answer. Atheists by contrast seem to have stayed in seventh grade, and always post clever Trevor questions about how Cain found a wife, or who married who after the flood to repopulate the earth. Not many people cite inspiration as a reason for belief, if you say “I read the Bible as literature and it exhibits grammatical soundness in conjunction with rhetorical validity.” People cut you off as an isolationist and an ivory tower intellectual. If you say you believe because of direct divine inspiration, your a hopey dreamy Obama voter, and you wet your bed. It used to be that people graduated from “my parents said it was true” to “the book makes enough sense” to “I finished college and I can do all the two column proofs in ethical logic as well as formulate the astronomical timeline from the written records”. But belief on the testimony of reliable citizen testimony sounds socially aware too.

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