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Other Categories => Clean Christian Humor => Topic started by: Sojourner on September 23, 2023, 03:30:27 PM
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The following are actual headlines culled from various newspapers across the country:
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Miners Refuse to Work After Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Fried Chicken Cooked In Microwave Wins Trip
Woman Improving After Fatal Crash
Properly Drafted Will Reduces Anxiety After Death
Study Reveals Those Without Insurance Die More Often
Man Found Dead In Cemetery
Governor Chiles Offers Rare Opportunity To Goose Hunters
Would She Climb To The Top Of Mr. Everest Again? Absolutely!
Thanks To President Clinton, Staff Sgt. Fruer Now Has A Son
Textron Inc. Makes Offer To Screw Company Stockholders
Lawyer Says Client Is Not That Guilty
Alzheimer's Center Prepares For An Affair To Remember
Gas Cloud Clears Out Taco Bell
Harrisburg Postal Employees Gun Club Members Meet
Georgia Peaches, California Grown 89 Cents lb.
Marijuana Issue Sent To A Joint Committee
Legislator Wants Tougher Death Penalty
Man Jumps off 2nd Street Bridge, Neither Jumper Nor Body Found
After Detour To California, Shuttle Returns To Earth
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Tuna Biting Off Washington Coast
Body Search Reveals $4,000 in Crack
New Housing for Elderly Not Yet Dead
Shouting Match Ends Teacher’s Hearing
Dr. Gonzalez Gives Talk on Moon
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Man Seeking Help for Dog Charged with DUI
Navy SEALS Responsible for Getting Osama Bin Laden to Be Honored at Museum
General Who Ran Vietnam Briefly Dies at 86
Police Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Students Cook and Serve Grandparents
Utah Girl Does Well in Dog Show
Death Causes Loneliness, Feelings of Isolation
Legislatures Tax Brains to Cut Deficit
Meat Head Resigns
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Meat Head Resigns
Never liked that guy. Always preferred Archie.
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Jellyfish Apocalypse Not Coming
Missing Woman Unwittingly Joins Search Party Looking For Herself
Diana Was Alive Hours Before She Died
Statistics Show Teen Pregnancy Drops Off After Age 25