As seen on my TV

[ProDeo]

Yesterday my wife and I watched one of those pulp shows on Dutch television. We usually don't do that but by accident we saw that it was about "The Hague" the city we are both raised. Topic, the typical "The Hague" accent and the directness of the traditional inhabitants in one-liners.

So we saw a woman taxi driver while driving several people to their destination making conversation.

Man on the backseat - do you have children?
Woman taxi driver - no, I don't want to make the same mistake as my parents.

Another man stepped in, about 60-65 year. Conversation started, at some point:

Woman taxi driver - do you still make love to your wife?
60-65 old man - no, bad for the climate, I breath too much CO2 then.

[Athanasius]

Said with the appearance of thought, where none actually is.

[ProDeo]

Humor often has that, the part what makes it funny and I am pretty sure I posted in the right forum.